aluminium foil

I love this product, I've used it to wrap around most of my belongings (phone, shoes, car, cat) and now everyone thinks I'm well rich because I own loads of silver things. It even got me a wife. If you don't like silver things, then you can scrunch it up and bake it in things and then watch people's faces when they bite down on it with their fillings!

Good times.

via Amazon.